Dear Associates,
I cherish having you in my life. Spending time with you brings me immense pleasure. A few of you’ve been pals with me for years. You had been by my facet because the first time low-rise denims got here into trend and also you stayed by my facet throughout my transient goth section. Others of you’re more moderen pals—I hope you’re having fun with my day by day eight-minute audios recapping my life. Please remind me to point out you the photographs from my transient goth section.
As you’re nicely conscious, it’s now formally the autumn season, and as is customary with the altering of the leaves, I, too, will likely be becoming a Fairweather Good friend (actually). Fairweather Good friend Season commences with the onset of colder temperatures, and/or fowl migration, and/or closed-toed sneakers. It concludes with the primary look of Could flowers and likewise my birthday.
Throughout the Fairweather Good friend Season, I’ll proceed to answer all of your texts, emails, DMs, and audio messages. I’ll even discuss to you on the telephone or FaceTime (when you prepare it with correct discover and ship me a calendar invite). I will even rewatch all seven seasons of Gilmore Women with you (from our respective houses, in fact) and textual content you each time Rory kisses bizarre.
For any actions that contain me leaving my home, please evaluation the rules beneath so we will have a profitable Fairweather Good friend Season.
- I’ll come to 1 dinner at your home with the caveat that if it’s cloudy, raining, sleeting, hailing, snowing, beneath 30° F, or simply actually actually darkish, I’ll decide out with a textual content that simply says, “Nope.”
- I’ll come out to 1 restaurant with you. You’ll decide the restaurant, make the reservation, and assist me select an outfit to put on that doesn’t require a bra. The restaurant should be inside strolling distance from my home and serve soup. I’ll not order the soup, nevertheless it must be accessible. If it’s cloudy, raining, sleeting, hailing, snowing, beneath 30° F, or simply actually actually darkish, I’ll decide out with a textual content that simply says, “Nope.”
- I’ll go to 1 leisure occasion with you, together with however not restricted to a comfy theater efficiency, a comfy dance efficiency, a comfy guide studying, or a comfy live performance. You’ll have to purchase the tickets, discuss me into going, then discuss me into going once more on the day of the occasion, assure that there’s assigned seating and that we gained’t have to attend in line to get in, decide me up from my home, drive me again to my home, make me Sleepytime tea and tuck me in. If it’s cloudy, raining, sleeting, hailing, snowing, beneath 30° F, or simply actually actually darkish, I’ll decide out with a textual content that simply says, “Nope.”
Regardless of the season, although, I’m nonetheless, firstly, your buddy. So if one thing necessary comes up that that you must discuss to me about in individual, I’m right here for you all the time—so long as the “one thing necessary” falls into the class of “life or demise.” Please attempt to not have any “life or demise” conditions come up when it’s cloudy, raining, sleeting, hailing, snowing, beneath 30° F, or simply actually actually darkish. In any other case, you already know what the textual content will say.
Thanks for being my buddy. I respect your endurance and cooperation throughout this Fairweather Good friend Season. I sit up for hanging out with you subsequent summer season.
Heat Regards,
Viktoria
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