Hey there, Jamie right here with Jamie’s Funs and Roses! Simply needed to substantiate a couple of particulars of your customized flowery supply earlier than we get them shipped off to Mr. Dickweed for a little bit additional sunshine.
First, the add-ons:
Usually we provide mylar balloons, chocolate, and teddy bears in sizes M and L. It appears to be like out of your notes that you just’d like a “colony of fireside ants with the vengeance of a thousand suns.” We’re pleased so as to add customized items, however sadly we don’t have a associate that is ready to receive the ants inside your required timeline. In case you’re on the lookout for one thing spicy, I can add a packet of Crimson Hots for $4.00. Please let me know if that is of curiosity and I’ll regulate the order and ship a brand new bill proper on over!
Additionally needed to test in about your supply time request.
As acknowledged on www.funsandroses.com/bouqYAY/deliverytime, our supply window is from 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM Monday by way of Friday with the choice for expedited supply by way of our service companions between 12:00 – 2:00 PM on Saturday. Even when “the time he feels most alone—when there isn’t a water within the valley of ardour and he thirsts for under my forgiveness” could fall inside that vary, I’m not capable of ship these directions to a supply driver. Would 2:30 PM on Wednesday be okay?
Re: the message on the cardboard.
I see you requested the message “Get wrecked, Fucker.” Whereas this message is properly inside our character limits (thanks for adhering!) our designer isn’t snug with that language on our customized playing cards—our fear is that whether it is photographed and we had been to be tagged (which we love) it might be off-brand for us. Would you take into account updating to one of many under?
- “Get wrecked :)”
- “Get wrecked, F****r”
- “Get properly, pal.”
Our hope is that these various messages ship the fervour you’re aiming for whereas supporting our aim of bringing a little bit sunshine to each buyer.
So far as the precise flowers are involved—your choice Candy Summer time Blues is a favourite of mine! Simply needed to test in in regards to the customizations you requested. Within the part “coloration preferences” you famous your request that the roses be “lined in thorns from stem to stalk” which I fear we could not be capable of accomplish primarily based on each the organic limitations of the flora, and variations since our artistic endeavors are alive and distinctive. Relaxation assured what’s delivered will probably be very shut to what’s marketed on our website, and the recipient will remember to benefit from the wonderful floral perfume of summer season.
RE: Your supply directions:
As a result of we worth a protected supply to maximise smiles for all our clients, our drivers will be unable to “heave the glass vase by way of his frontal lobe and let the thorns comply with.” An in-person supply is most popular, but when we’re unable to inform Mr. Dickweed prematurely with the telephone quantity you listed, (816) DIEDIEDIE we’ll plan to depart it wherever they usually obtain packages. Please tell us if there’s a door code we have to entry the supply space.
Fee:
AMex, MasterCard, Venmo, and Zelle, are acceptable types of cost. We don’t settle for Crimson Lobster reward playing cards, and we’re unable to ship “a lifeless ringer for The Rock” to the door to “demand cost or else.” As soon as we obtain your cost, the association will probably be out the door lickety-split!
Thanks once more for supporting small companies, and we stay up for making a smile together with your assist as quickly as we hear again.
Have a Funs and Roses day!
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