WASHINGTON—Straining to make out the plaintiff’s response to their queries because the pounding home beat despatched plaster falling from the chamber’s ceiling, the justices of the U.S. Supreme Courtroom reported Friday that they may barely hear oral arguments within the case of Becerra v. San Carlos Apache Tribe over their upstairs neighbor’s loud music. “And is it the litigant’s declare that the motivating issue right here is that…that…oh, for Christ’s sake, I can’t hear myself assume with this racket,” stated Chief Justice John Roberts, banging his gavel to demand a direct halt to the bass-heavy acid home album and becoming a member of the opposite justices in a unanimous opinion that they wanted to get in contact with their landlord to ask for his or her adjoining tenant to respect the quiet hours of their lease. “I’m sorry, and also you stated the thirteenth Modification? Or was that thirtieth? I genuinely didn’t catch that complete final sentence. This music is driving me out of my thoughts. Let’s have the bailiff pound on the ceiling once more with a brush. Who listens to shit like this at 9 within the morning?” At press time, the justices had resumed questions throughout a sudden pause within the music solely for oral arguments to be interrupted by the audible creak of their upstairs neighbors fucking.
