NEW HAVEN, CT—Saying the singer-songwriter clearly had ulterior motives when she made The Tortured Poets Division, native Taylor Swift fan Fiona Johnson informed reporters Monday the artist had purposefully launched an enormous dud as a commentary on the music business. “Though at first look, it seems to be as if Taylor merely miscalculated with this meandering, overproduced, and underwhelming album, she truly did so deliberately to make a degree about capitalism, rabid fandom, and its results on artwork at giant,” mentioned Johnson, including that Swift was smarter than she appeared, and would by no means write 31 songs and report over two full hours of music that sounded so flat and uninspired until she was attempting to disclose one thing deeper about fashionable tradition and the music we devour. “Sure, most of the tracks like ‘I Can Do It With A Damaged Coronary heart’ and ‘The Albatross’ sound like a pale, drained reflection of her former self, however what if that was her objective all alongside, and he or she spent years diluting her creative imaginative and prescient so as to make us assume? Taylor is all the time 10 steps forward of her followers. Why else would she launch one of many worst albums I’ve ever heard?” Johnson additionally mentioned that Swift wouldn’t at present be courting somebody as dumb as Travis Kelce if it wasn’t a commentary on poisonous masculinity.
