RICHARDSON, TX—In an effort to assist his college students someday navigate the cruel realities of an grownup relationship, native intercourse ed trainer Robert Emerson reportedly spent class Wednesday educating male college students the way to cheat on their pregnant wives. “Over the 9 months a girl carries a toddler, her physique will change rather a lot, making it all of the extra vital so that you can have a sizzling younger slam piece to bang on the aspect,” Emerson mentioned earlier than telling the room filled with seventh-grade boys that it was completely pure for a person whose spouse is pregnant to need to ship flirty messages to lovely ladies on social media, give his quantity to a sizzling younger waitress, or hit on his spouse’s enticing youthful sister. “At 3 months, you’ll need to hold issues informal and principally ship sexually specific pictures to your ‘woman good friend.’ Then, by 6 months, you’ll doubtless have escalated to assembly up on weeknights at a neighborhood motel. By 9 months, your spouse will certainly be suspicious and demand to see your cellphone, however that’s if you gaslight her and inform her she’s loopy.” In response to sources, Emerson later distributed sacks of flour to all his college students to simulate what it’s prefer to be a father turning his younger little one towards their mom after a divorce.
