I went to the physician and the nurse requested for a urine pattern so I went within the toilet whereas she waited outdoors however I couldn’t pee as a result of I used to be sure she was listening and increasingly time saved passing, which saved making it worse. After which I had this panicked thought that I might simply fill the cup with the liquid cleaning soap, after which after I handed it again to her I might say, “Ooh, that was thick one!” after which simply run for the exit. And clearly I wouldn’t try this however simply the concept of it made me giggle out loud after which I spotted that the nurse was listening to the sound of me NOT peeing whereas laughing hysterically to myself in the bathroom. After which I panicked much more as a result of I couldn’t determine whether or not to elucidate what I used to be laughing at or simply say that I noticed a humorous cat video on my telephone, however I’d actually simply fallen off the inspecting desk moments earlier and so they know me sufficient to know I’m not practically coordinated sufficient to catch a tiny bucket of piss with one hand whereas scrolling instagram with the opposite. However then I did finally pee and after I handed her the cup I simply mentioned, “Thought I noticed a frog in there” after which rapidly left, as a result of that approach it appeared just like the actual challenge was their restroom cleanliness, as a result of who’s leaving frogs in there? However by the point I bought to my automotive I began questioning if she understood that I used to be saying I laughed out of shock as a result of I assumed I noticed a frog within the restroom and never that I assumed I noticed a frog within the pee I used to be handing her, however actually both approach I’m fairly certain I’m going to should discover a new physician.
PS. I don’t have an image for you as a result of I didn’t take an image of my urine (you’re welcome) however right here’s an image of Hunter S. Thomcat giving me nearly precisely the identical look the nurse gave me.
