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Sunday, July 7, 2024

The place I’m – The Bloggess


Two issues…

  1. Every little thing in my yard is useless aside from this one weed in my yard that’s FLOURISHING. This fucker is taller than me and possibly a lot 100% more healthy. At this level I can’t reduce it down since you kinda have respect that stage of progress and in addition, it could be sentient. For actual, what is that this?

2. Tomorrow we’re taking Hailey and their sweetheart, Laurel, to Japan for a number of days. I’m a wreck as a result of I’ve no power in any respect and I fear that I’ll sluggish everybody down. I assumed it was simply one other depressive episode however then I began getting dizzy and nauseous and seems I’ve a horrible ear an infection (from allergy symptoms – not something contagious) and so now I’m much less fearful concerning the power and extra fearful that my head will actually explode from the ear strain of the aircraft. If that occurs, please make my tombstone right into a bench that’s engraved in such a means that it leaves an imprint studying “NICE ASS” on the rear finish of everybody who stops to go to. Fingers crossed the antibiotics get to me first.

PS. My mother can be right here taking good care of the cats and canine, so please don’t burgle my house. She can also be an notorious weed-puller so it’ll be attention-grabbing to see how she and Ally Weedy fare. (Does Ally Weedy work? Ron Weedley? Weedy Harrelson? Sorry. I’m clearly not at my greatest.)



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