The primary man begins describing his story, “effectively i jumped from 5,000ft and was supposed to drag my parachute at 2,500ft however after I did, nothing occurred. I attempted repeatedly, at 2,000ft nonetheless nothing, 1,500ft approached and nonetheless nothing! Lastly, at 1000ft my parachute opened and that i landed safely, solely barely injuring my ankle”.
The second man responds, “Pffft! That’s nothing! After I went sky diving, I jumped from 7,000ft and was supposed to drag my parachute at 3,000ft. As 3,000ft approaches, nothing occurred, 2,500ft approaches, nonetheless nothing. 2000ft comes and passes, 1500ft comes and passes and nonetheless nothing. 1,000ft passes, i am pulling arduous and nonetheless nothing. At 700ft, lastly, the parachute opens and I land safely with solely a twisted ankle and bruised shoulder”.
By now the three males have gathered a crowd and the third man scoffs, “You all acquired off simple, After I went skydiving I jumped from 10,000ft!! At 3,000ft I pulled my parachute and nothing occurred. I saved tugging at it tougher and tougher and at 2,000 ft it opened however was tangled so i needed to minimize it and tug on my emergency parachute. However that one wouldn’t open both! 1500ft move, 1000ft move, 700ft move and at 400ft my parachute lastly opens. I land and break each my legs however with a narrative to inform”.
The group, gasps and whispers listening to the eventful incidents of the three males earlier than a person from the group come is, “All of your tales are futile! After I went skydiving i jumped from 15,000ft! 15 bloody thousand ft. I pulled on the rope to launch my parachute at 3,000ft and nothing, I saved tugging and nothing occurred, 2,000ft handed, 1500ft passes, 1000ft passes, 700ft handed, 400ft passes, 200ft passes, 100ft handed and nonetheless nothing! The bloody parachute would not come out regardless of how arduous i pulled! 50ft handed and so did 20ft. I used to be falling quick, previous 10 ft and reached 5ft!”
At this stage one of many folks gasps from the group, “and what occurred subsequent??”.
The person replies, “effectively 5ft is not too excessive up so i simply jumped down”
