PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had probably the most “lovely and ideal” cranial construction that his doctor had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Fact Social this week to launch the cranium measurements from his newest phrenology examination. “Based on my physician and everybody on the Boston Phrenological Society, my unimaginable scalp morphology and mind contours will make me one of the best president of all time,” Trump wrote in a late-night put up, including that his medical advisor Dr. Heimlich von Thurston personally measured his cranium’s form, hollows, and bumps with specialised calipers and warranted him that his 27 psychological schools had been aligned in superb proportion. “Though Laughing Kamala claims she is ‘clever,’ ‘aware,’ and ‘truthful,’ my cranium circumference, forehead, and brow form are far superior in response to Morton’s cranial capability rankings. My cranium exhibits I’ve the mind of an aristocrat. And he or she has the mind of a lunatic in an asylum! Launch your measurements, Kamala. Or do you will have one thing to cover?” Trump added that when he was elected president, he would make sure that anybody with a legal cranium form like Kamala Harris’ can be rounded up and deported instantly.
