Rejoice, sky-gazers, for you might be about to behold one of many universe’s most wonderful astronomical occasions. Watch now for a dwell view of the full photo voltaic eclipse.
Blue Diamond Almonds–Sponsored Pre-Roll
Blue Diamond Almonds–Sponsored Pre-Roll
Simply gotta get by 30 seconds of commercials for Xtreme almonds and we’ll get to see the eclipse!
This Would Be A Good Time To Use The Toilet If You’d Like To Miss All the things
This Would Be A Good Time To Use The Toilet If You’d Like To Miss All the things
Don’t fear, we’ll name you as quickly because the terribly uncommon occasion is totally completed.
Huh, By no means Observed How Brilliant The Solar Is
Huh, By no means Observed How Brilliant The Solar Is
Didn’t actually have a purpose to consider it earlier than the eclipse.
Put On Your 2025 Novelty Glasses Now!
Put On Your 2025 Novelty Glasses Now!
It’s time to have a good time the New Yr!!! Woo-hoo!!!!
Household Canine Begins Levitating
Household Canine Begins Levitating
Coco positively is aware of one thing’s up, as a result of he simply began hovering 3 ft off the bottom!
Uh-oh, Some Random Man Is Sitting In Our Garden Chair
Uh-oh, Some Random Man Is Sitting In Our Garden Chair
Sadly, we’re not the confrontational sort, so guess it’s his now.
Moon Will get Chilly Ft
The moon retreats because it will get self-conscious that everybody is watching it.
Clapping
The moon wants numerous encouragement to maintain going. Clap! Clap your little hearts out!
Moon Simply Did A Backflip
Holy shit, that little fucker has strikes.
Goddammit, The Clouds Are Overlaying The Eclipse
Goddammit, The Clouds Are Overlaying The Eclipse
To be truthful, although, that is kind of like a triple eclipse.
Darkness Skilled For The First Time In 375 Years
Darkness Skilled For The First Time In 375 Years
For the primary time in lots of of years, people expertise “darkness,” an odd sensation characterised by an absence of sunshine that many beforehand believed was a fantasy.
Animals Have Been Pushed Mad With Horniness
Animals Have Been Pushed Mad With Horniness
The horses are mating with the cows! The geese are mating with canines! It’s bedlam…
However It’s Additionally…Unusually…Engaging…
However It’s Additionally…Unusually…Engaging…
Hmm, can’t damage to observe all of the animals rutting and see what occurs. Perhaps you may get in on the motion, too.
Put Down The Knife
Wait, why are you holding a knife rapidly? And why are you lined in blood?
Solar Embarrassed By Goth Part
Solar Embarrassed By Goth Part
The whole photo voltaic eclipse ends after the solar realizes it seems to be silly as hell.
Fuck, Our Fucking Glasses Fell Off
Fuck, Our Fucking Glasses Fell Off
Ow, ow, ow, oh wow it’s so stunning, ow, ow, ow.
Hi there?
Oh my God, is that this what blindness seems to be like? We at all times thought it will look extra like blackness, however that appears extra just like the Albanian flag.
Nonetheless Can’t See A Goddamn Factor
Nonetheless Can’t See A Goddamn Factor
Jesus, that is scary. We are able to’t consider we took our sense of sight as a right all these years.
Our Retinas, They Burn
Is that this what Helen Keller noticed her entire life?
Jupiter Beats The Moon To The Punch
Jupiter Beats The Moon To The Punch
Rattling. Jupiter simply swooped in entrance of the solar out of nowhere, and now the moon is compelled to attend in line.
Partner Divorcing You
Proper about now they’re in your e-mail, discovering the reserving for 2 you made at a motel on the trail of totality, regardless that you informed them this journey was for work.
Solar Turns into Aroused
Please look away till it goes down.
If You Look Carefully, Buzz Aldrin Can Be Seen Driving The Moon Like A Horse
If You Look Carefully, Buzz Aldrin Can Be Seen Driving The Moon Like A Horse
Similar to using a motorcycle, you always remember how.
Oh No, The Moon Bucked Aldrin Off, And Now He’s Floating Away!
Oh No, The Moon Bucked Aldrin Off, And Now He’s Floating Away!
Totality
That is it! So stunning!
False Alarm
That was simply Danny Trejo floating throughout the trail of the solar—not the moon.
Moon Electrocuted By Solar
The solar is understood to guard itself and its private house with an industrial cattle prod.
Gaze Upon’s God’s Anus
Gaze Upon’s God’s Anus
Wow, there it’s! The gaping asshole of our Creator! Looking at us in all its glory!
Fairly Beautiful, Proper?
That is completely well worth the $1,200 in flights, $600 in dog-sitting, $750 for a rental automobile, and $35 per hour you might be shedding from taking the break day.
Blue Diamond Almonds–Sponsored Mid-Roll
Blue Diamond Almonds–Sponsored Mid-Roll
Okay, fairly good eclipse to this point. Now it’s time to observe extra about ghost pepper almonds…
What…What Is That?
It’s completely regular to look into the eclipse and see all of your childhood recollections enjoying again at you, proper?
Is That One other Moon?
No, that may’t be. Can it?
Wait, It’s Claiming To Be The Actual Moon
Wait, It’s Claiming To Be The Actual Moon
So, the moon we’ve recognized and cherished our total life is an imposter?
Now The First Moon Is Saying That The Second Moon Is The Imposter
Now The First Moon Is Saying That The Second Moon Is The Imposter
We have now to kill considered one of them, however which one?
God, We Hope We Made The Proper Determination
God, We Hope We Made The Proper Determination
However then why is the moon smiling so sinisterly?
Moon Struggling To Make Up Flimsy Excuse To Depart Proper After Eclipse
Moon Struggling To Make Up Flimsy Excuse To Depart Proper After Eclipse
At all times tremendous awkward because the solar clearly expects it to sleep over.
Oh Wait, There’s Nonetheless A Little Bit Of Eclipse Left
Oh Wait, There’s Nonetheless A Little Bit Of Eclipse Left
Darn, regardless that it appeared like there was a little bit of eclipse left, guess you went again to YouTube and watched the Jack Hyperlink’s industrial for a 3rd and fourth time in the present day. And now the entire thing is over. Oh properly, most likely catch it subsequent time.
Aw, Shoot, You Missed It
Bought distracted by that humorous Jack Hyperlink’s industrial once more. Actually humorous, although.