How has your day been, Jenny?
Bizarre, web. It’s been bizarre.
I’ve been spending the day doing science due to a mysterious object I discovered in my yard and I need assistance.
Prepared?
Right here’s the way it began this morning:
The web was correctly fascinated and demanded that I open it as much as see if it was poop or an owl pellet.
I requested Victor to come back movie me chopping up a mysterious poop I discovered within the yard and he simply stared at me as a result of I assume he was on a convention name. Then I texted Hailey to come back assist however they have been utilizing their spring break to sleep and I assume they hate pure curiosity.
So as a substitute I strapped my cellphone to my boobs as a result of I care.
The web had many ideas (see feedback on instagram as a result of they’re sensible). My sister theorized it was bigfoot poop and that the rationale we by no means discover their scat is as a result of it rolls away with the wind. I used google pictures to do a reverse search and google advised me it was a mushroom known as “DEAD MAN’S FOOT” or “DOG TURD FUNGUS” and that looks like a perhaps however seems that mushroom is squishy, in order that wasn’t it after which google was like, “WELL IF IT ISN’T A DOG TURD IT’S PROBABLY AN UNCUT DIAMOND” and that’s after I realized google was simply as clueless as I used to be.
However I wasn’t going to cease as a result of this was extra intriguing than all of the Kate Middleton rabbit holes I’ve fallen into so I made a decision to maintain making an attempt:
That one was slightly embarrassing, however very like Marie Curie, I used to be not going to stop. And issues labored out for her, I feel?
I used to be then noticed by one other neighbor. This one appeared extra involved and requested if I used to be okay.
Later, Hailey was like, “Why wouldn’t you simply say ‘I’m superb’ as a substitute of ‘I FOUND A POOP’”? And I perceive that that may appear extra regular on the skin however this lady simply stopped her automotive to observe me beat a poop with a shovel whereas I had a digicam strapped to my chest so I’m fairly positive, “I’m superb. Nothing to see right here” could be far more suspicious.
After which I got here inside and was like, “The place is our axe?” and Victor was like, “WHERE IS OUR WHAT?” and seems that’s what was wanted to get him concerned:
And that’s the place we’re. I nonetheless don’t know what it’s. Is it a petrified mushroom? A seed pod? A bizarre trying ball manufactured from wooden? An alien? A dragon egg? Do I have to set it on hearth? All theories welcome.
