Monday
The package deal I ordered on Amazon will get delivered, however the field is basically laborious to open. I take advantage of the small blade to chop by means of the packing tape.
Tuesday
I signal as much as carry a salad for our firm potluck. Whereas I’m exterior choosing contemporary greens from my backyard, I spot a deer grazing on my garden. I wave the knife menacingly at it till it scampers away after which return inside to cut the carrots, tomatoes, and romaine lettuce with the massive blade.
After getting ready the salad, I be taught of an area E. Coli outbreak. I take advantage of the tweezers to pick all of the suspicious-looking veggies.
Wednesday
I apply to, interview for, and start an apprenticeship as an electrician. As I take advantage of the wire stripper to restore the town’s electrical traces, a tree falls, pinning my leg underneath its trunk. I take advantage of the wooden noticed to free myself.
I then whittle the fallen log right into a tasteful mid-century fashionable footstool with the carving knife.
Thursday
I obtain an invite to a charity bachelor public sale. The evening of the public sale, I manicure my cuticles utilizing the nail file characteristic, hoping to yield the very best attainable worth. Nonetheless, upon arriving, I be taught that I’ve been invited not as a bachelor, however a bidder. Livid, I take advantage of the stitching hook to sabotage the true bachelors’ tuxedos, leaving them utterly nude. Now the one one left sporting a tuxedo, the organizers beg me to go on stage and save the occasion. An all-out bidding warfare ensues, and a rich dowager wins me for $10,000.
We head again to my place for a romantic dinner on my patio. Once we arrive, I’m outraged to seek out deer droppings throughout my again porch. I clear the world utilizing the multi-purpose hook, and the 2 of us take pleasure in a seafood risotto underneath the celebrities.
Friday
I get up blindfolded and handcuffed to what feels just like the mast of a ship. I can hear the roar of the wind and scent the salt air. I take advantage of the pliers to free myself and notice I’ve been indentured on a deep-sea fishing boat. I open the fish scaler software and start cleansing the day’s catch, hopeful that a number of many years of laborious work can purchase my freedom.
Because the solar units on the horizon, I take advantage of the bottle opener to crack open some ice chilly beers and bond with my shipmates. After chatting for a bit, we determine to stage a mutiny collectively, ultimately taking management of the ship and crusing dwelling.
Saturday
It’s the day of my Mayoral Inauguration Ceremony. On the way in which to metropolis corridor, my subway automotive stops, and it’s introduced {that a} mechanical situation has halted transportation.
Saddened to overlook my swearing-in, I hold my head and occur to identify a unfastened screw on the ground. I take advantage of the Phillips screwdriver to reattach the screw—and the prepare lurches ahead. I make it to metropolis corridor simply in time for my oath of workplace.
However simply earlier than I can say, “So assist me God,” I hear a loud whinny, adopted by a shriek of the gang—a police horse is sprawled on the bottom, writhing in agony. Withdrawing the hoof cleaner, I strategy the horse and dislodge the stone wedged underneath its horseshoe. The media mobs me because the horse will get again to its ft and nuzzles me affectionately.
As the gang cheers and the town reveals my mayoral bust, I discover the nostril is barely crooked. I take advantage of the stone chisel to the touch up the sculpture.
Sunday
After some of the traumatic weeks of my life, I really feel like I’ve earned a bit R&R.
Utilizing the corkscrew, I open a bottle of Merlot. I then dice an aged Australian cheddar with the small blade and pop the items into my mouth utilizing the toothpick software.
For the primary time all week, I set down my Swiss military knife, kick my ft up, and relaxation my eyes.
Later that night, utilizing the gutting blade, I disembowel the deer that is been grazing on my garden all week.
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