Smoking kills.
No means, I really like my lungs.
He’ll know.
Taking a puff isn’t as much as snuff.
I’m neither a joker nor a smoker.
Sam will discover out.
No siree, no cigarette for me!
Nah bro, that shit’s poison.
I don’t need my future to go up in smoke.
Sam is all the time watching.
Sorry, I don’t smoke. I don’t need to threat my possibilities of stepping into a very good school. Or my standing with Sam.
Smoking? Thanks, pal, however I believe I’ll stick with respiratory.
Sam has a documentary crew following my each transfer. They take detailed notes on all of my meals and human interactions.
I’d quite have a juicy fig than a pungent cig.
YUCK! Get that cigarette away from me.
Sam provides me one “advantage credit score” each time I flip down a cigarette. As soon as I earn ten advantage credit, I can have a three-minute cellphone name with one excommunicated member of the family of my selecting.
For those who gentle up, it’s lights out. That’s one thing Sam advised me.
You don’t have any concept what Sam is able to.
I solely smoke after I’ve partaken in carnal pleasures with a good looking girl.
Smoking a cigarette? You do understand you may get thrown off an airplane for that. Actually, I noticed Sam push a man out of the emergency exit over the Atlantic.
Gag me with a spoon, smoking’s so bogus.
What? My lingo is outdated? Sam limits my contact with the skin world.
No, thanks, I’ll stick with my flaxseed smoothie. It’s only a bunch of liquified flax seeds. I’m anticipated to drink one day by day.
The tax-exempt quasi-religious group I used to be strong-armed into becoming a member of has taught me to by no means give in to look stress.
Tobacco is a gateway drug to having a Cosmopolitan mindset.
I can’t afford to get lung most cancers – Sam controls my belongings.
I had a dream that I used to be a cigarette. I used to be nestled in a darkish field with my cigarette pals. However then I noticed it wasn’t a dream, and that I used to be simply serving Reflection Time in The Pit once more.
Cigarettes are for beatniks and the French.
I can’t keep in mind the final time I’ve been requested what I need. The absence of selection is each a liberation and a jail.
Okay, advantageous, I’ll have one. I don’t care what occurs to me.
God, that cigarette was good. So good. Can I’ve one other? What’s the distinction between one and two? Sam’s going to place me in The Pit anyway.
Say, you’ve received a beneficiant spirit and an attentive ear. Right here’s a card with the time and date of our subsequent Tribunal. I believe you’d be an important asset to Sam’s Assortment.
No, thanks!
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