YICHANG, CHINA—Feeling an unfamiliar tinge of vacancy halfway by means of his 117-nation tour, Indiana resident Larry Hough reported Wednesday that abandoning his household again in Fort Wayne so as to go to a McDonald’s in each overseas nation was not as satisfying an endeavor as he had imagined. “Huh, is it attainable I simply constructed up the thrill of attempting marginally totally different McDonald’s gadgets in my head, and it’s perhaps not all it’s cracked as much as be?” mentioned the 53-year-old father, who wordlessly booked a one-way aircraft ticket to Australia in 2019, leaving a spouse, 4 youngsters, and ailing mom behind to comply with his dream of experiencing the quick meals chain’s areas overseas. “Don’t get me mistaken, it’s extremely cool to see simply how related a McDonald’s in, say, São Paulo or Johannesburg might be to those again residence, however one way or the other it hasn’t utterly erased all lingering reminiscences of my family members the best way I believed it might. The primary 30 visits or so have been completely exhilarating, however by this level I really feel like I’m simply going by means of the motions of marveling at what number of totally different names they’ve for a hamburger throughout numerous Pacific archipelagos. Now it virtually looks like a household who loves me unconditionally might probably provide extra achievement than one thing known as Sausage N’ Egg Twisty Pasta. They’ve these in Hong Kong, by the best way, and so they’re fucking superior.” At press time, Hough had reportedly snapped out of his momentary homesickness after consuming his Hen and Pickled Bamboo Shoots Wrap and realizing he had simply been hungry.
