MIERES, SPAIN—Claiming they’d obtained credible studies of the Michelin-starred chef’s connections to Hamas, Israel reportedly ordered a strike on World Central Kitchen founder José Andrés’ boyhood residence Thursday. “Right this moment, the Israeli army carried out a strike on the distant Spanish city of Mieres in an effort to remove the house the place José Andrés was born and raised,” stated U.N. army observer Manuel Ríos, including that regardless of the house’s location in a area of Spain greater than 2,000 miles from the zone of fight in Gaza, Israel had launched three long-range precision missiles that focused the precise coordinates of Andrés’ childhood bed room. “Whereas Israeli intelligence might have linked Chef Andrés to that location, the reality is that he had not lived at that deal with since he was 6 years previous. And it didn’t cease there. Inside only a few seconds of his childhood residence being destroyed, a number of of Andrés’ eating places, together with minibar by José Andrés in Washington, D.C., and é by José Andrés in Las Vegas have been additionally hit by Israeli missiles.” At press time, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had addressed the assault, stating that Israel would launch an inside investigation into why Andrés had survived.
