NEW YORK—Sighing deeply as he closed his overcoat but once more and kicked in dismay on the scattered alleyway trash, native man Frank Pendrowski instructed reporters Tuesday he wasn’t positive what extra he might presumably do to make ladies he flashes love him. “For years I’ve put myself on the market, exposing my genitals to passersby, and each time I’m left feeling like there’s one thing missing in me,” mentioned the 43-year-old, stressing that it was arduous to consider in your individual self-worth when nobody else appeared to consider in you and your semi-engorged penis. “Significantly, am I doing one thing fallacious? I actually thought that final woman was the one, however then she averted her eyes and rushed in the other way as shortly as doable. Perhaps I needs to be licking my lips extra? Or muttering stuff below my breath like ‘Yeah, you need a few of this? You want what you see, huh?’ I’d say it’s that I would like to indicate extra of my penis, however I actually am making an effort to make that as seen as doable. No matter. At some point I do know I’ll discover the correct one, and she or he’ll rush towards my crotch with open arms.” Pendrowski added that whereas he knew he was a hopeless romantic, he had at all times imagined that when he met his dream lady, she’d be sporting a full-length coat too, and she or he would flash him proper again.
