Y’ALL.
This Saturday is INDEPENDENT BOOKSTORE DAY and Nowhere Bookshop is cordially inviting you to come back and go to and have fun with us. (There’s further parking behind the shop if wanted.)
Why must you come?
First off, there shall be a golden ticket hidden someplace within the retailer on Saturday and the primary fortunate one who finds it should win a 12 months’s price of audiobooks from Libro.fm. “Do audiobooks rely as actual books?” YES THEY FUCKING DO.
Cease at our bar and cafe for cupcakes and snacks and we’ll even be making our particular sparkly lavender lemonade and pink prosecco rosé.
Unique e book merch is accessible Saturday (together with the blackwing pencils which I don’t know what these are however persons are very enthusiastic about them?):
And funky in-store giveaways:
And I had 75 of my drawings printed up (double-sided) on heavy card inventory that I’m signing and tucking into my books on the shelf.
They appear fuzzy within the picture as a result of I suck at taking photos however I guarantee you, they’re pristine and lovely. If there are any left over I’ll tuck them into e book orders that come by means of on-line.
The truth is, we going to be tucking little surprises into any orders that are available from our web site this weekend as a result of I do know we’ve pals and followers throughout who can’t make it. So possibly you’ll get a Nowhere medal or sticker or magnet or an advance copy of a e book we’re enthusiastic about. WHO THE HELL KNOWS? IT’S CHAOS. (And you possibly can order personalised copies of my e book right here and I’ll fortunately implicate you in against the law or draw an image of an enormous steel hen in your e book, if requested. We mail all around the world.)
AND we’re going to provide one fortunate one who indicators as much as be a brand new subscriber to one in every of our e book golf equipment on this weekend 6 months free! (Are you aware about our e book golf equipment the place we ship you books proper to your home? There’s Incredible Strangelings (extraordinary), Nightmares from Nowhere (horror), Joyful Endings (romance) and the Little Bitty Guide Membership (image books). I decide the books for the primary two and I apologize upfront for the bizarre emails you’ll be getting from me. I believe we additionally want to begin a YA bookclub and a graphic novel bookclub too however that’s all sooner or later. Or a manga e book membership. OR A WITCHY BOOKCLUB. Sorry. I’ll cease. I bought overwhelmed.) Click on right here to hitch us or discover out extra about our golf equipment.
Come see us!
PS. When you see me, don’t ever be afraid to say hello. I truth, at all times say hello until I’m actively peeing or crying. Principally if no liquids are popping out of me you must say hello. Additionally, I’ve a listening to drawback and ADHD so be happy to toss stuff at me if I seem to be I didn’t hear you. One thing mushy, I imply. Not like a chair or a drink. Until it’s actually needed. Use your finest judgement.
PPS. If the cat/possum drawing is just too small for you you possibly can order an even bigger dimension on the identical heavy card inventory proper right here.
PPPS. When you’re not in San Antonio go try your native indie bookstore as a result of there are celebrations occurring all world wide on Saturday and it may be onerous on the market for an indie bookshop lately. Your assist retains us all going. Due to you we’ve been in a position to make a protected and welcoming place for individuals to assemble and skim and be taught and develop. I’m so fortunate I get to be part of it. Thanks.
